THANK GOD FOR A SNOTTY NOSE...
I had a call this morning from a friend who suddenly blurted out ‘If only people would stop taking these bloody tests we might get back to some sort of normality!’
And I though Hallelujah!!!! At last somebody has seen the light!!!!!!
The problem is this. Your state of health has been reduced to a completely binary system. Either you’ve got it or you haven’t. Either the thing lights up red or it doesn’t. REGARDLESS OF ANY SYMPTOMS YOU MIGHT HAVE – OR EQUALLY POSSIBLE – NOT HAVE.
It’s very clear that the test – almost exclusively Lateral Flow now as opposed to PCR - is tilted to come up positive (bit like the roulette wheel at the Casino) if you have ANY symptoms related to RSV, Coronavirus, Flu or the common cold. That is IF YOU HAVE A SNOTTY NOSE.
I’ve tried explaining this to my children and anyone else who will listen.
Why do you think we have a nose? We have a nose to filter the air that we breathe and when the filtering breaks down, and/or the bag gets full i.e. your lungs get full of dust and debris - think of a hoover - you have to empty the bag if you want the hoover to resume normal service. The nose is the orifice for doing this. Without a nose it’d all be landing in the back of your throat and you’d risk either choking to death, ingesting it which would make you vomit (unpleasant) or worst of all just accumulate in your lungs till you asphyxiate.
God gave us a nose to filter whatever shite there is in the air we breathe (and there’s a lot), and then allow us to remove it through the mucous that accumulates if the lungs become congested. I know how it works. I’m a chain smoker. My lungs frequently become congested.
Therefore you should be grateful when you get a snotty nose. It is performing for you a janitorial function no different from when your bowels and your bladder need to open.
But now the human race has been ‘educated’ (brain washed) to believe that when you get a snotty nose you have the plague. You are going to kill Granny with your snot, you are a danger to society, you need to remove yourself from society, you need to stick toxic swabs up your nose on a daily basis, you need to rush to the nearest vaccination centre and alert the government and its associated agencies for the instigation of fascism that you have become a danger to society, you need to stop working, stop socialising, stop enjoying yourself, don’t go shopping, don’t leave your house , if you have family don’t leave your bedroom. Instead you must treat yourself like the Unclean, the Untermensch that you have suddenly become because you’ve got a runny nose....
Here’s a thought. Next time you get a snotty nose just go to the bathroom, blow your nose, in the same spirit as you go to the bathroom to do other things, and then resume the once only life you’ve been given while you still can....
If Putin and Biden between them instigate nuclear Armageddon you’re going to feel a bit silly if you spent your last hours sheltering in place because you had a snotty nose....
And I though Hallelujah!!!! At last somebody has seen the light!!!!!!
The problem is this. Your state of health has been reduced to a completely binary system. Either you’ve got it or you haven’t. Either the thing lights up red or it doesn’t. REGARDLESS OF ANY SYMPTOMS YOU MIGHT HAVE – OR EQUALLY POSSIBLE – NOT HAVE.
It’s very clear that the test – almost exclusively Lateral Flow now as opposed to PCR - is tilted to come up positive (bit like the roulette wheel at the Casino) if you have ANY symptoms related to RSV, Coronavirus, Flu or the common cold. That is IF YOU HAVE A SNOTTY NOSE.
I’ve tried explaining this to my children and anyone else who will listen.
Why do you think we have a nose? We have a nose to filter the air that we breathe and when the filtering breaks down, and/or the bag gets full i.e. your lungs get full of dust and debris - think of a hoover - you have to empty the bag if you want the hoover to resume normal service. The nose is the orifice for doing this. Without a nose it’d all be landing in the back of your throat and you’d risk either choking to death, ingesting it which would make you vomit (unpleasant) or worst of all just accumulate in your lungs till you asphyxiate.
God gave us a nose to filter whatever shite there is in the air we breathe (and there’s a lot), and then allow us to remove it through the mucous that accumulates if the lungs become congested. I know how it works. I’m a chain smoker. My lungs frequently become congested.
Therefore you should be grateful when you get a snotty nose. It is performing for you a janitorial function no different from when your bowels and your bladder need to open.
But now the human race has been ‘educated’ (brain washed) to believe that when you get a snotty nose you have the plague. You are going to kill Granny with your snot, you are a danger to society, you need to remove yourself from society, you need to stick toxic swabs up your nose on a daily basis, you need to rush to the nearest vaccination centre and alert the government and its associated agencies for the instigation of fascism that you have become a danger to society, you need to stop working, stop socialising, stop enjoying yourself, don’t go shopping, don’t leave your house , if you have family don’t leave your bedroom. Instead you must treat yourself like the Unclean, the Untermensch that you have suddenly become because you’ve got a runny nose....
Here’s a thought. Next time you get a snotty nose just go to the bathroom, blow your nose, in the same spirit as you go to the bathroom to do other things, and then resume the once only life you’ve been given while you still can....
If Putin and Biden between them instigate nuclear Armageddon you’re going to feel a bit silly if you spent your last hours sheltering in place because you had a snotty nose....
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